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Ralph answers the phone

Warning: This is mostly just belligerent yelling. A lot of people thought it was funny but if you don't want to hear a pigmonster yelling for an hour this is not for you, wait for the clips on Friday.

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October 21, 2025

At a loss. I haven't posted anything there since shortly after The Event.

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Cheese me up when September ends (September 24th, 2025)

This Friday will be the last stream of September, as the month comes to a close, and as such it is time for a cheese review. I enjoy doing these, and I enjoy tax write-offs. It's a good excuse to share some thoughts with my biggest and most direct supporters.

I suspected that once I returned to the US that I would be less busy and more able to handle more work but as I come on almost a full year back (already!), I have discovered that that is not the case. My reach exceeds my grasp and I am constantly desiring to do new things that I cannot possibly afford the time or energy for when in combination with everything else I do.

When I was a teenager in high school, Florida's Department of Education IQ tested me and it came out to 142. This is high, relatively, but it's not the highest. I am convinced the main difference between someone around 140 IQ and someone at around 180 IQ is that the smarter person has the wherewithal to figure out how to convince 140 IQ idiots like me to do all their work for them. I have never managed...

Cheesed to Meet You (August 27th, 2025)

Hello gamers,

If you're reading this on Gumroad, you might not know that I am doing monthly cheese reviews. I got so annoyed at not being able to find cheese I literally just bought a subscription to get cheese. In addition, I want to write that cheese off on my taxes, because I am a true American, and to facilitate that I am reviewing the cheese I get.

If you're reading this on Locals, you might be surprised to see "Gumroad" mentioned. Stripe, less than 24 hours after telling me to go fuck myself and that they'd never reinstate my accounts and that their decision is final and that Trump's Executive Order doesn't even apply to them because they don't even consider themselves a financial service (literally), then emailed me the next morning letting me know that Kick and Gumroad are reinstated. Fascinating! We'll talk more about that on Friday. First, cheese.

I was more than a little disappointed last month but right now I am enthralled in the throws of Positive Pollydom and so I wanted to clear my head, enjoy my cheese maximally, and ...

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